So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
bring money and cleavage
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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