Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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