I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Randomize
