five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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