do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
and you fell through a lawn chair
Omg I joined a choir last night...
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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