i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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