you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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