I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
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