Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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