I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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