I love black thongs
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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