how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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