who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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