Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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