TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
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