She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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