Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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