brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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