going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Watching her eat just hurts me
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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