And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
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