I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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