I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Randomize
