I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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