if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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