she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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