PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
he told me I talked like a deaf person
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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