apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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