so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
Randomize
