At least make sure they are 18
Why
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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