The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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