My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
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