She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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