just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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