I wanna bring you to show and tell
yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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