So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
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