Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize