I think I just saw someone hide a body.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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