How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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