I'm really into asian looking animals
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Randomize
