i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
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