Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
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