If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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