Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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