I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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