Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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