So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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