READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I think my moral compass just broke
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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