dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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