Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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