I need help removing her.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
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