Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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