he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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