i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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