oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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