In America we eat man semen.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
You were trust falling into bushes
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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