It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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