btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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