to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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