if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
sarcasm needs its own font
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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